Me vs John Candy

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 3, 2010

Someone on here said that John Candy would probably punch me for the rotten things i'm done.

But it would probably be in vain as John would probably be a ghost and it would go just straight through me.

Ha ha, nice try Johnny boy - but you can't beat me- you're a ghost and i'm not.

And besides I think that I'd stand a pretty good chance against him in a fight.

Don't be fooled by my weak human form, I may be 5'7 170lbs as a human but as a werejohncandy i'm the same size he is except i'm a lot faster and stronger - and not to mention I have sharp black claws.

I've had a lot of practice being a werejohncandy, and I'd be more than a match for John Candy himself.

I am a pretty powerful werejohncandy you know, my roar can shatter buildings and my hugs are strong enough to crush a person's spine.

So you tell JC, that i'd be more than happy to take him on - anytime, any place.

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`Reaper-X Sep 27, 2010

This thread closed at the request of OP

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 11, 2010

When I usually defeat any opponent I start taking on their characteristics and then very slowly morph into a more powerful copy of them.

~redvsblack Jan 11, 2010 Hobbyist Filmographer

No way, he's Bravo Company.

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 11, 2010

Basically with any opponent I defeat, I start taking on their characteristics and then basically morph into a more powerful version of that opponent.

So if i were to defeat JC then i would become basically JCx10.

~redvsblack Jan 11, 2010 Hobbyist Filmographer

But still, theres no way you will

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 19, 2010

Don't tell me that his ghost is right behind me...

He's not still mad about the time i made fun of him and called him that nickname Tubsy McLardington is he?

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 11, 2010

Hmm...wanna bet on that?

~redvsblack Jan 11, 2010 Hobbyist Filmographer

Not really. How could you prove either way that you beat him?

!DrMusic2-1 Jan 11, 2010

The guy is a big softy, there's no way he would harm another human being yet alone me.

~redvsblack Jan 12, 2010 Hobbyist Filmographer

sif.

Me vs John Candy

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