Peter Paul Rubens, Juno and Argus (detail)
DAT ASS.
Titian, Portrait of Clarissa Strozzi
Karma whoring, Renaissance style. This was all over r/aww, circa 1500
Nicolas Poussin, Bacchanal of Putti
This is a seriously kinky baby orgy.
Orazio Gentileschi, Finding of Moses
Girl, please, just take a look at that. Believe me, Moses is going to be parting more than the Red Sea with that staff.
Cornelis van Haarlem, The Gayest Painting of All Time
Sean Penn is definitely NOT happy about all these strategically placed insects.
Joos van Cleve, Virgin and Child
Sip sip sippin’ on gin and juice
(submitted by the mechanical infanta)
Rachel’s lament? That a baby bed is a way better idea in theory than in practice. SO LUMPY.
Orazio Gentileschi, Danaë
Making it rain was a lot less fun before the advent of paper money.
It also got you pregnant.
Unknown Artist, Laughing Child
Drunk baby is drunk.
Rembrandt, Abduction of Ganymede
Yup, that baby is definitely pissing himself with fear. Now that’s the kinda attention to disgusting, disturbing detail that truly made Rembrandt a master.
