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More time to focus on getting that hair really shiny!

Kate Middleton Quits Job to Prep for Gig as World's Greatest Palacewife

By Nate Freeman | January 24, 2011 | 6:03 pm

Smiling princess-to-be Kate Middleton is a working woman. When she's not busy dress-shopping or doing other things to plan for the bombastic 3D broadcast of her wedding to Prince William, she holds down a modest job as a website designer and photographer for Party Pieces. And her parents are her bosses! Nepotism can be so... MORE >

In 3-D, Kate's super shiny hair will be so close you can <em>touch</em> it.

Pyrotechnics, Acrobatics of the Royal Wedding to be Shown in Eye-Popping 3D

By Nate Freeman | January 19, 2011 | 12:00 pm

When Prince William finally popped the question to his longtime squeeze Kate Middleton, there was one thing the world was looking at: the ring that once belonged to Diana. It was a big, sparkly, gold-wrapped sapphire studded unsubtly with diamonds, a blinding blue ocean surrounded by sunshine and placed on the soft terrain of Waity Katie's dainty... MORE >

Will the dress be shiny, to match her shiny hair?

Brits Erupt Into Frenzy Over Dress That Kate May Wear For Wedding

By Nate Freeman | January 17, 2011 | 10:23 am

The Daily Mail made an announcement today, and all of Britain was listening: "Kate Middleton has chosen her wedding dress designer." A nation... MORE >

And she came from Bucklebury, England.

For the Kate Middleton Completist: Bus Tours to Scour Queen-To-Be's Hometown

By Nate Freeman | January 11, 2011 | 10:50 am

Kate Middleton: How did she do it? What happenstance of childhood moments conspired to bring about this prince-bagging commoner? Was there a specific element, a key to this alluring concoction of shiny smile and shiny hair? Perhaps the hamlet that bore her -- could that be the defining reason for Kate's magnetism, a look and grace that's arrested the prince, the country, and the... MORE >

Tube workers intimidated, blinded by the shininess of Kate Middleton's hair.

Subway Strike to Prevent Britons From Witnessing Wills and Kate's Matrimonial Glory

By Nate Freeman | January 10, 2011 | 10:30 am

Don't get your knickers in a knot, Londoners, but the Tube queue come the day of your prince and princess' holy matrimony may be longer than the one at a pub loo during a big football match. The ASLEF union of underground drivers is threatening to strike on April 29, that fateful day of marriage, over what they feel to be unfair pay during "bank holiday." They staged a walkout on Boxing Day and intend... MORE >

Wait Kate, has anyone ever told you that your hair is <em>really</em> shiny?

Wax Museum Enthusiasts to Wait Patiently for Kate Middleton Rendering

By Nate Freeman | December 28, 2010 | 2:37 pm

Madame Tussauds, London's can't-miss wax museum tourist trap, already houses the waxy visages of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles, and the young heirs William and Harry. Could the old dame's emporium be missing a certain person? Perhaps the newest member of this motley crew? Ah, yes! Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William of Wales. How can you have a wax museum without England's pretty pretty... MORE >

There was, once, trouble in paradise.

Like All Men, Prince William Got Wasted After (Temporarily) Dumping Kate Middleton

By Nate Freeman | December 20, 2010 | 12:25 pm

It's all fairy-tale storybook windswept romance for Prince William and Kate Middleton, his pretty pretty princess. And judging by their his faultless smile and her blindingly shiny hair you'd think the royal couple have never once exchanged a sour glance. It's been all Edenic all the time! Look at their barely touched-up official portraits -- so happy! Love you... MORE >

Prince William embraces Kate Middleton's shiny hair.

No Washington at Westminster! Obamas Left off Royal Wedding Guest List

By Nate Freeman | December 17, 2010 | 4:39 pm

As the big day draws near, the world awaits with bated breath the union between Prince William and his stunning, shiny-haired bride-to-be Kate Middleton. April 29, you cannot come soon... MORE >

Where's the airbrushing? Prince William and Kate Middleton snuggle, officially.

Kate Middleton Not Quite Pretty Enough to Avoid Airbrushing in Official Portrait

By Nate Freeman | December 13, 2010 | 4:17 pm

In the weeks since Prince William decided to put a ring on it and pop the question to longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton, they've seen their every... MORE >

Even when she's wearing a stupid hat Kate looks great!

Kate Middleton May Not Single-Handedly Save Newsstand Sales After All

By Nate Freeman | December 1, 2010 | 5:50 pm

Just two weeks ago the world went gaga over the shiny-haired commoner named Kate Middleton who snagged the Prince William, the world's most eligible bachelor because he's a prince. Naturally, magazines sprang at the chance to put Kate Middleton in a fancy dress on their covers.... MORE >

This is Kate Middleton wearing a few articles of clothing.

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Fairy Tale Engagement Announcement Tops Network TV Ratings

By Nate Freeman | November 23, 2010 | 2:20 pm

Prince William and the object of his affection, princess-to-be Kate Middleton, caused quite a stir this week when they announced that they would finally tie the knot, after eight years together. This is a big deal for people under the sovereignty of... MORE >

Will you buy a magazine with this woman on it?

Will a Ubiquitous Kate Middleton Save Magazine Sales?

By Nate Freeman | November 22, 2010 | 10:33 am

Americans may not have greeted Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton with the fanatical attention of the Brits, but that's not stopping the princess-to-be's takeover of U.S. glossies. Women's Wear Daily's Memo Pad writes that magazine editors are "salivating" over the potential for Middleton covers, with many already in the... MORE >

Kate Middleton in a 2002 charity fashion show.

Unlike Women the World Over, Prince William 'Can't Remember' How Long He's Been With Kate [VIDEO]

By Nate Freeman | November 16, 2010 | 2:23 pm

When Prince William and Kate Middleton announced that they would be married, every woman who dreamed of one day becoming a princess faced a harsh reality. For many the relationship was a fetish, and no piece of minutia concerning the couple was small enough to go unnoticed. For example, what woman aged 16 to 60 right now couldn't rattle off the number of years the've been together.... MORE >

Internal Memo: Les Hinton

By Christian Lorentzen | September 7, 2010 | 11:34 pm

I have little recollection of my time as head of News International. I simply do not know or do not remember the circumstances relating to the hacking of various voice-mail accounts of sundry royals, officials and celebrities that occurred four years ago, which is quite a long time. At the same time, I do not recall experiencing amnesia, either solitary or... MORE >