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@Jesus_M_Christ Scarlett Johansson is single again? Well happy early birthday to me!
@anura “If you want Wikileaks to shut down, ask Yahoo to buy it.”
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@DustinCParker I think this is the first year I actually wrote to Santa. I asked for an iPad.
@grayjon Oh Christmas beard oh Christmas beard, your getting long and burly. Oh Christmas beard oh Christmas beard, you are ...
@JamesNapoli This week Sylvester Stallone was inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame. Bet Martin Sheen is excited about getting his presidential library.
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@JessieGibson Nothing wakes me up like the smell of Spring Mountain and Las Vegas Blvd.
@jasonmustian To help put our $13 trillion national debt in perspective, imagine you owed someone $1 for every version of “A Christmas Carol” ever made.
@adam_fogle Russia to host the World Cup in 2018, Qatar in 2022. Neither will be televised, as both countries have banned the 21st Century.
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@NCVegas Homeless guy wearing Carolina Panthers T-shirt just asked me 4 $$$ so he could buy new shirt that wouldn’t embarrass him to wear in public.
@bazecraze Whoever said “it never hurts to ask” never asked.
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@Urbindex I can’t wait to get fat this Thanksgiving.
@TlGERWOODS Tony Parker? #ohjustlikeme
@AdamSadie Leaving Drai’s late Fri night does not make for a productive Saturday #FML
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@Kimi_Kobayashi If I worked in McDonald’s I would say “we’ve been expecting you” in a mysterious voice to every fat customer.
@YUCKYBOT Greatest album of all time? That’s easy. My baby album. My bathing in the sink photos are epic.
@vincent_gallo Yeah, @kanyewest. It fucking sucks how people keep holding you accountable for the shit that comes out of your stupid mouth. You gonna cry?
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@mtsearlyrisers The McRib is the Susan Lucci of the sandwich. world, always there but never truly appreciated. Gloria Allred should rep it. Discrimination!
@righellis My hair’s a mess, left my UNLV hat at my cousin’s house, and I still can’t bring myself to buy a UNR hat. Loyalty > Vanity.
@ItsRonBurgundy Sometimes I riverdance in the shower.
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@lakeeriemonster I want it to be Halloween again because I thought of a seriously awesome costume, and I will forget it by next year.
@chetbuchanan I truly enjoyed eating @meginmotion’s muffin this morning. Just what I needed. Thanks!
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@jeanscheidnes No one said @GQmagazine was family friendly. What outrages me about this Glee flap is that GLEE SUCKS.
@kpedraja So HP’s new iPad competitor runs Windows and requires a stylus. They’re partying like it’s 2001.
@celeryinthecity Conflicted: I want to replace morning coffee with my spinach juice stuff..but I’m in love with Whole Foods coffee boy. Hmm.
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@scottscool7 I have places I WANNA be & places I SHOULD be. So, why am I laying in bed watching Interview with a Vampire and eating grapes? Lazy bastard.
@BrookeInVegas TV ad said for $1 a day, the price of a cup of coffee, I could feed a village. I called to find out where to get such cheap coffee.
@TonyDasco The best part of not drinking is I don’t have to look for my car tomorrow morning.
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