Aaron Gell

Turns out you can go home again.

It Lives! Old Gawker Site Found in Attic with George Foreman Grill, Croquet Set

By Aaron Gell | March 3, 2011 | 1:21 pm

Still missing the old Gawker? With the fun and simple blog-style navigation (just scroll down!) and the prominent bylines and adorable little hit-counters blazing away on the right-hand... MORE >

The Ultimate Angus Gravy Dipper.

Arby's Introduces New 'Debris-Style Gravy'

By Aaron Gell | March 2, 2011 | 5:01 pm

As Arby's begins a big marketing push for its new menu of Angus roast-beef sandwiches, the chain might want to avoid the sort of language emplolyed by Brian Kolodziej, its vice president for product development and integration, at a recent media tasting.... MORE >

Kathy and Janet Lennon.

Living Dolls! The Lennon Sisters Do Toy Fair

By Aaron Gell | February 22, 2011 | 8:09 pm

In a booth on the third floor of the Javits Center, Janet and Kathy Lennon, the youngest two of the singing Lennon Sisters, the wholesome, bouffant-wearing quartet of Lawrence Welk Show fame (still periodically spoofed on Saturday Night Live), were recalling the shooting death of their father at the hands of a delusional stalker. "It was like a movie that you live through," said Janet, her hair pulled up and back in a platinum ponytail.... MORE >

"Breakfast" in America?

Controversial Kiwi Paul Henry Brings His Naughty Bits Stateside

By Aaron Gell | February 14, 2011 | 12:57 pm

Mildly disgraced New Zealand television "presenter" Paul Henry, who resigned from his seven-year gig hosting the morning news show Breakfast last year after a racially insensitive—albeit amusing—riff about the surname of an Indian government minister, is getting a second chance in America. A few days ago, production company Ish Entertainment quietly posted a "sizzle reel" online. Meanwhile, Ish founder Michael Hirschorn has been squiring Mr. Henry to meetings with agents and network brass in hopes... MORE >

Mubarak Promises New Government Tomorrow [Watch]

By Aaron Gell | January 28, 2011 | 5:51 pm

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.  After a long day in which thousands of Egyptians took to the streets to demand a new government, President Hosni Mubarak just appeared on television and promised to give it to them...sort of. Speaking on Al Jazeera, the long-serving president—who looks remarkably young for 82—said he would immediately dissolve the government (which he appointed) and have a whole new one up and running... MORE >

Social studies.

Black Child Disenfranchised While Questioning President Obama About Disenfranchisement [Watch]

By Aaron Gell | January 27, 2011 | 4:56 pm

President Obama held a YouTube Q&A session today—one of the administration's creative, tech-savvy strategies for reaching voters without holding too many of those pesky press... MORE >

Williams on Nightline.

Michelle Williams Finally Breaks Her Silence About Breaking Her Silence About Heath Ledger's Death

By Aaron Gell | January 6, 2011 | 1:10 pm

Actress Michelle Williams, in a sensitive interview that may have been edited down with the goal of attacting readers, told the Daily Beast's Kevin Sessums she was upset by the way Cynthia McFadden and the "Nightline" team edited down their recent conversation to "sell the... MORE >

Another one bites the dust.

Guy Ditches Car in Middle of Park Slope Street, Dares to Blog About It

By Aaron Gell | December 30, 2010 | 4:16 pm

Neil Egan is a designer for Harry N. Abrams books. Like many New Yorkers, he was highly inconvenienced by the blizzard of 2010.  On Sunday, he and his partner made the 400-mile drive from Cleveland to Brooklyn. They were driving a midsize rental from Hertz. Snow was falling. Cars were getting stuck everywhere. But Neil persisted. He'd come too far to give up—not when he was so close to home. What happened next is detailed on... MORE >

Judge: NY Smokers Can Just Blithely Ignore Imminent Death

By Aaron Gell | December 29, 2010 | 5:28 pm

Those terrifying and squirm-inducing anti-smoking signs showing decayed teeth and whatnot may become collectors items (I mean, right? Hanging ironically over your sofa?) now that a federal judge has struck down a city law that required stores to post... MORE >

Da Mayor.

Disputed Territories: Nice Jewish Girl Claims Foursquare Mayorship of Temple Mount

By Aaron Gell | December 27, 2010 | 1:11 pm

Jews and Arabs and the occasional Roman have held competing claims to Jerusalem's Temple Mount, otherwise known as the Noble Sanctuary, for several millennia. The hill is thought to be the spot where Abraham bound his son Isaac, where the First and Second Temples stood and where Mohammed began his ascent to heaven. The Wailing Wall is on the Western side; the Al-Aqsa Mosque and the Dome of the Rock sit atop the platform. In... MORE >

Pres. Obama signs DADT repeal.

Obama Signs Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal [Watch]

By Aaron Gell | December 22, 2010 | 10:07 am

This morning, President Obama signed the Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act of 2010, ridding us of one of the most egregious and backwards-thinking laws on the books. (It's still a shocker that the Congress pushed the thing through last week, somehow redeeming lame ducks the world over.) What it all means is that following a brief adjustment period for the various military branches, gays and lesbians will be allowed to serve openly in... MORE >

Antoine Dodson Virus Hits Falwell's Liberty University

By Aaron Gell | December 16, 2010 | 3:48 pm

How long can Kevin Antoine Dodson's "bed intruder rant" maintain it's hold on our collective attention? It's already spawned the most watched viral video of the year, the Gregory Brothers' "Bed Intruder Song," and earned the Alabama anti-home invasion crusader a gig as spokesperson for a sex-offender tracking smartphone app. Naturally, the meme is now being used to spread the... MORE >

Exposed! Village Voice Media's Super-Secret Hipster-Porn Sex Sites

By Aaron Gell | December 9, 2010 | 9:54 am

To paraphrase a well-worn koan: If a pair of dirty hipster sex blogs get NSFW on the internet and nobody links to them or knows they exist, can they bring in any revenue?... MORE >

The Battle of Walmart: Will Retailer Blow Christmas with DHS Deal? [Video]

By Aaron Gell | December 7, 2010 | 3:27 pm

The recently announced partnership between Walmart and the Department of Homeland Security—under which the discount retailer agrees to pepper customers with the cheerful holiday greeting, "If You See Something, Say Something"—has set off a rebellion among the conspiracy-theory crowd listeners of radio host Alex Jones, a number of whom are among the store's core... MORE >

Club Envy on Jacksonville's News 4.

See the Teen Dance Squad Who Shut Down the Lincoln Tunnel [Video]

By Aaron Gell | November 19, 2010 | 6:50 pm

Club Envy, we don't envy you a bit. The Jacksonville, Florida, step dance troupe caused a major terror scare the other day when they ditched their van in traffic and began sprinting through the Lincoln Tunnel to make it to a talent show on BET's "106 & Park," which is—shhh!—actually filmed on West 57th. It didn't help that they were wearing... MORE >