Seven Nights

Thu 17

Sport your best green getup or prepare for a pinching! Celebrate St. Patty’s Day with MyVegasFriends.com and find your lucky shamrock at Caramel Lounge. (In Bellagio, 7-9 p.m., no cover.) Combine the dub with the pub tonight as Crown presents Frequency: Pubstep with DJ Skream. (In the Rio, doors 10 p.m., $25 cover.) If you’ve still got the energy, jump, jump around! House of Pain takes on Tao tonight. (In the Venetian, doors 10 p.m., men $20, women $10, locals free.)

Fri 18

The most dashing of the Kardashian clan, Robert, returns to Sin City to ring in his 26th birthday at Jet. (In The Mirage, doors 10:30 p.m., $30 cover.) British beaut Jay Sean cashes in at the Bank tonight to serenade Vegas vixens all night long. (In Bellagio, doors 10 p.m., $30.) End your night at the Artisan, where Shake ’n’ Pop rules with DJs Criss Curry and John Pergola, and after-hours with Justin Baule. (1501 W. Sahara Ave., doors 10 p.m., no cover.)

Sat 19

Get down on it tonight at Funk-A-Palooza with George Clinton, Parlament Funkadelic and special guests Cameo, Zapp, Con-Funk-Shun and more in the Theatre for the Performing Arts. (In Planet Hollywood, doors 8 p.m., tickets start at $37, available at Harrahs.com.) Grammy award nominee Bobby Ray Simmons Jr.—also known as B.O.B.—lights up Haze with an enchanting performance. (In Aria, doors 10:30 p.m., men $50, women $30.) Get your electronic fix with German DJ/producer Paul Van Dyk tonight at Marquee. (In the Cosmopolitan, doors 9:30 p.m., men $40, women $20.)

Sun 20

It’s just five more days until the Fame Monster finds herself in Vegas again, and we can only dream she arrives in a cracked eggshell. Tonight at Revolution Lounge, Closet Sundays will give away a pair of tickets to Lady Gaga’s show. (In The Mirage, doors 10 p.m., $10 cover, locals free.) Lead singer of post-grunge band Staind, Aaron Lewis, who’s also a secret philanthropist (Lewis and his wife started a nonprofit organization called It Takes a Community), plays tonight at Ovation Lounge. (In Green Valley Ranch, doors 8 p.m., tickets start at $39, available at GreenValleyRanchResort.com.) Manufactured Superstars comes home; tonight the Beatport creators share their playlist at XS. (In Encore, doors 10 p.m., men $30, women $20.)

Mon 21

Rev up your Monday with a stimulating and exotic martini and dinner pairing dreamt up by Light Group’s executive chef Brian Massie and Stack’s Jordan Hoffman. (In The Mirage, event at 5 p.m-2 a.m. $75.) Fulfill your desire for “Sex and Candy” tonight, or just hear the classic gritty ’90s song, when rockers Marcy Playground stop by Crown during their Monday Night Rocks series. (In the Rio, doors 9:30 p.m., complimentary tickets available at TheCrownNightclub.com.) Keep the night going as Vegas’ own DJ Zo, resident DJ at Slidin’ Thru’s HQ, spins at Bond in the Cosmopolitan. (Set time at 10p.m., no cover.)

Tue 22

Described as Cirque du Soleil channeled through The Rocky Horror Picture Show, an adult circus and burlesque production, Absinthe, travels to the Roman Plaza outside of Caesars Palace. The schedule is subject to change so visit AbsintheVegas.com for more information. (9:30 p.m., Monday and Tuesday and 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. Thursday-Sunday,schedule subject to change, tickets begin at $69, available at Ticketmaster.com.) Over at Book & Stage, Vegas star Tommy Rocker shows the Cosmo how he rocks out. (Shows at 10 p.m. and midnight, no cover.) Don’t wear Ed Hardy or Affliction, but most importantly listen to Jump Smoker’s words of wisdom and “don’t be a douchebag!” The foursome puts on an exciting show tonight at Blush. (In the Wynn, doors 9 p.m., men $30, women $20 cover, locals free.)

Wed 23

Eva Longoria’s birthday was celebrated at her glamorous club on March 18, and she is passing out gifts to Vegas locals: Those who dine at Beso Steakhouse in March will receive 20 percent off their entire bill as well as complimentary admission to her newly remodeled club, Eve, where local ladies drink free champagne until 1 a.m. (In Crystals, Beso doors 5:30 p.m., Eve 10:30 p.m., men $30, women $20, local men $10, local ladies free.) San Diego’s household name, DJ/producer Chris Cutz, sets the scene and opens for Chicago electro-indie duo Flosstradamus when they bring their remixes to the dance floor at Bond. (In the Cosmopolitan, 10 p.m. set time, no cover.)