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Horror Vision (2000)
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"I'd accuse it of opting for style over substance, but it has neither..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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32%
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Detention (2012)
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"I often fell in to the category of despising it but also kept dabbling in the area of admiration for being so unpredictable and original."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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0%
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TerrorVision (1986)
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"It's at least worthy of a watch if only for its sense of humor that teeters back and forth between surreal and idiotic."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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68%
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Ted (2012)
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"It's ninety minutes of sheer blissful nonsense..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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Bad Channels (2008)
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"There isn't much about the film that makes sense, as it's strictly a film with the intent on shining a spotlight on early nineties surrealism and pop."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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47%
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Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2012)
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"Probably one of the most exploitative and heavy handed films concerning 9/11 I've ever seen."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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19%
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Spawn (1997)
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"Has aged about as well as a banana in the sweltering sun..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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68%
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The Bad Seed (1956)
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"A near perfect thriller..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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44%
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J. Edgar (2011)
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"Self-serving, self-indulgent and about as dramatically effective as a school play."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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The Super Cops (1974)
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"It's a one of a kind absolutely wacky cop film and one that may never be topped again."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1991)
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"A dark, engrossing, and violent sequel..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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12%
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Batman & Robin (1997)
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"Fails to deliver anything of merit or worth at every turn."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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42%
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Batman Forever (1995)
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"Batman is transformed in to Flesh Gordon with a phallic bat mobile, Bat nipples and sexual chemistry with his young ward..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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78%
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Batman Returns (1992)
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"A step up from "Batman" but not by much, unfortunately..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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71%
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Batman (1989)
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"While Keaton and Nicholson are dazzling in their roles, Burton never quite finds much to explore with Bruce Wayne, and that's wasted potential."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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98%
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The Artist (2011)
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"Every now and then in an age of darkness and cynicism, a life affirming film is just what we need."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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85%
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21 Jump Street (2012)
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"A raucous, entertaining, and incredibly funny film that respects the premise of the original series..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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96%
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Yellow Submarine (2012)
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"A unique and often brilliant animated film that pictures the Beatles as towering and often god-like gentlemen who have the power to change worlds..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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19%
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Fathers' Day (1997)
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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American Scary (2006)
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Dear God No! ()
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"Works as an ode to grindhouse and trash cinema but ultimately crumbles under the weight of critical thinking."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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El monstro del mar! ()
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"I wanted to love this, but there's just not enough narrative to keep audiences awake through the entire seventy five minutes."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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60%
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Father's Day (2012)
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"A wretched and nonsensical bit of genre dribble..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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41%
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Zombi 2 (1980)
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"Filled with lasting iconic imagery, gruesome special effects, and memorable sequences of the sub-genre..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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The Sleeper ()
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"A sharp and brutal homage to eighties slasher films..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Spoiler (1998)
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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The Dark House (Dom zly) (2009)
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Aphrodisiac!: The Sexual Secret of Marijuana (1971)
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Bikini Chain Gang/Bikini Airways (2005)
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"Nicole Sheridan rocks black leather like nobody's business..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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80%
|
Day of the Dead (1985)
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"One of the most uneasy and unnerving horror movies ever created."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Superman vs. The Elite (2012)
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"A forgettable Superman vehicle and one I won't be re-visiting any time soon."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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73%
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Prometheus (2012)
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"It's like going to the Dalai Lama with a question only for him to answer you with a question."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Dark House (2010)
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"Just works as a haunted house movie for the modern era, flaws and all."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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42%
|
Straw Dogs (2011)
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"In the history of remakes, this really isn't a bad one..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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91%
|
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
|
"Still a remarkable and utterly unnerving horror film to this day..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Thou Shalt Not Kill...Except ()
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"A truly good and exciting gem of a picture that deserves a lot more attention..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Intruder (1989)
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"A hidden slasher gem that manages to make use of its single setting story."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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73%
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Fright Night (2011)
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"Just a messy reworking with no grasp on its premise or its concept."
|
Felix Vasquez Jr.
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7%
|
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
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"Thankfully James Cameron went on to bigger and better things, but who can blame him for trying to pretend this movie never existed?"
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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71%
|
Piranha (1978)
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"Fans of the recent retreads should check this out to cover their grounds."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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14%
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Piranha 3DD (2012)
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"Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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49%
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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
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"Still not a perfect film, but it's still superior to the original."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Dollman (1991)
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"Say what you want about this movie, but at least it excels in being creative, original, and gutsy..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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82%
|
Comic-Con: Episode IV - A Fan's Hope (2012)
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"It's about people who share a passion and devotion to something that surpasses skin color, religion, and gender."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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85%
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Chronicle (2012)
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"A bold mix of "The Craft" and "Akira"..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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80%
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Subspecies (1999)
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"It's definitely a Full Moon gem."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Lego Star Wars: The Padawan Menace ()
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"This can't be missed."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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——
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Justice League: Doom (2012)
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"I hope to see more from this group in the future."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
|
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92%
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Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
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"As a hardcore comic geek I could not have been happier with the results..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
|
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89%
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The Descendants (2011)
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"Will keep you soaked in its melancholy until the very end..."
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Felix Vasquez Jr.
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