Identity Thief (2013)

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Average Rating: 4.2/10
Reviews Counted: 110
Fresh: 26 | Rotten: 84

Identity Thief's few laughs are attributable to Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman, who labor mightily to create a framework for the movie's undisciplined plotline.

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Average Rating: 4.1/10
Critic Reviews: 35
Fresh: 9 | Rotten: 26

Identity Thief's few laughs are attributable to Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman, who labor mightily to create a framework for the movie's undisciplined plotline.

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Movie Info

Unlimited funds have allowed Diana (McCarthy) to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"....and it belongs to an accounts rep (Bateman) who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his

R, 1 hr. 47 min.

Comedy

Steve Conrad

$34.6M

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All Critics (110) | Top Critics (35) | Fresh (26) | Rotten (84)

Even with all its shortcomings and sentimental fudges, there is something about McCarthy's refusal to lie down and play the victim that gives it a comic edge. A blunt edge, to be sure, but an edge all the same.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: CNN.com
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[A] sloppily made exercise of rip-offs and redemption.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Toronto Star
Toronto Star
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Considering that it starts out with two distinctive and likable stars and a reasonably promising premise, "Identity Thief" reaches impressive heights of laziness and idiocy.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Salon.com
Salon.com
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Identity Thief apparently forgets it was supposed to be a comedy.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Miami Herald
Miami Herald
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"Identity Thief" is a cheap copy of much better comedies.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Richard Roeper.com
Richard Roeper.com
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[Identity Thief] exhausts most of the comic potential from identity theft in the first 20 minutes and then turns into a solid but unexceptional road picture.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Chicago Reader
Chicago Reader
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After setting up the professional and emotional devastation Jason Bateman's character suffers when his identity is stolen, the movie does its best to say, "You know what? Forget about that. Laugh at the crazy car crashes instead."

February 13, 2013 Full Review Source: Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)

Identity Thief is so bad that I hope it doesn't prematurely squash people's enthusiasm for Melissa McCarthy.

February 12, 2013 Full Review Source: Deadspin

Bateman and McCarthy elevate the material to a higher level than it should have.

February 12, 2013 Full Review Source: jackiekcooper.com
jackiekcooper.com

The scattered chuckles, while generally crude and obnoxious, might have more resonance if the film had some grounding in authenticity.

February 11, 2013 Full Review Source: Cinemalogue.com
Cinemalogue.com

Identity Thief is funny enough, but it needed to be darker, raunchier, and crazier to live up to the promise of its casting.

February 11, 2013 Full Review Source: Vulture
Vulture

A road movie with its creative lanes clogged, and a Mack truck comedian barreling through, anyway. Melissa McCarthy, pound-for-pound the funniest woman in show biz these days, carries this cruel and usual raunchfest practically by default.

February 9, 2013 Full Review Source: Tampa Bay Times
Tampa Bay Times

This is a movie for those who could care less about a bad premise or, for that matter, misfired gags, false sentimentality and obtuse characters.

February 9, 2013 Full Review Source: honeycuttshollywood.com
honeycuttshollywood.com

The snow might be tricky to predict. But the bad winter movies arrive right on schedule

February 9, 2013 Full Review Source: Boston Herald
Boston Herald

If Identity Thief suffers from comedic recession, Melissa McCarthy is too small a stimulus package.

February 9, 2013 Full Review Source: NOW Toronto

A waste of the talents of Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman.

February 9, 2013 Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice
Spirituality and Practice

Plays like one of those junky '80s vehicles Whoopi Goldberg got saddled with because Hollywood didn't know what the hell else to do with her.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Zap2it.com
Zap2it.com

The theft of identity that's going on here is the fact this thing is falsely advertising itself as a comedy

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: About.com
About.com

Identity Thief is an odd mix of edginess, slapstick, and serious drama that is only occasionally satisfying.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: ScreenRant

I came away from "Identity Thief" with more admiration than ever for Melissa McCarthy, but I hope somebody will devise a better vehicle for her talents.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Leonard Maltin's Picks
Leonard Maltin's Picks

Both Bateman and McCarthy are funny, but they really don't have much chemistry, which is essential for a road comedy that locks two people in cars and hotel rooms together.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: 7M Pictures
7M Pictures

It may be too soon to call Identity Thief the worst film of the year, but there's no doubt that it will be a contender.

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: New England Movies Weekly
New England Movies Weekly

The two have palpable chemsitry, but the film's hyper pace keeps pushing them forward when it might have nicer to just let these two make us laugh

February 8, 2013 Full Review Source: Schmoes Know
Schmoes Know

Audience Reviews for Identity Thief

Wow, am I the only person who loved this? Anyway, Melissa McCarthy is a force of nature and alone worth the price of a night out...Justin Bateman is a superb straight man. The story...I don't know...do you really go to a movie like this to get plot pointers? I liked it that everyone--drug dealers, bounty hunters, Bateman--were after her. So that was exciting. Their threesome--McCarthy, Bateman, and pick-up--in the motel was hilarious. I don't know...maybe it's just been a long winter.
February 11, 2013
Bathsheba Monk
Bathsheba Monk

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Two talented stars in a crappy, ridiculous script.
February 10, 2013
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