Critics Consensus: Warm Bodies is a Date Night of the Living Dead
Plus, the old boys do it tough in Bullet to the Head and Stand Up Guys.
This week at the movies, we've got a zombie rom-com (Warm Bodies, starring Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer), an aging hit man (Bullet to the Head, starring Sylvester Stallone), and aging ex-cons (Stand Up Guys, starring Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin.) What do the critics have to say?
Warm Bodies
78%
It can't be easy putting a fresh spin on something as well-trod as the zombie genre, but this week's Warm Bodies -- starring Nicholas Hoult as an undead teen who falls for Teresa Palmer's human survivor -- gives it a shot, mixing horror and romance in a way that might befit Shakespeare (if the Bard had grown up watching Dawn of the Dead, perhaps.) And for the most part, critics have warmed to Jonathan Levine's zom-com, suggesting the movie gets its balance of horror, romance and comedy pretty right -- even if it doesn't exactly maximize the potential of a rich premise. Currently, Warm Bodies is Certified Fresh at 78%.
Bullet to the Head
48%
It seems the march of time shall not weary Sylvester Stallone, who keeps cranking out the action movies like a star half his age. This week the Italian Stallion returns in Walter Hill's Bullet to the Head, playing a New Orleans hit man who partners with a DC cop (Sung Kang) to bring down a crime boss. Unfortunately the critics aren't terribly impressed with Sly's latest, saying that -- despite some deliberately trashy fun -- the movie suffers by comparison with Hill's classic buddy actioner, 48 HRS. (Check out this week's 24 Frames, in which we take a look at Stallone's career on the big screen.)
Stand Up Guys
36%
Take three Oscar-winning acting greats and put them in a crime comedy about an ex-con and his two old pals and you'd think it'd be a recipe for a winner. Not so, say the critics. Stand Up Guys features Al Pacino as a recently-released mob veteran who reconnects with his best friend (Christopher Walken) and their associate (Alan Arkin), yet despite the presence of such screen legends, reviews are largely dismissive, suggesting that the movie is a mediocre waste of its talented cast. (For Pacino on better days, check out this week's Total Recall, in which we run down the actor's ten best-reviewed movies.)
Also opening this week in limited release:
- Oscar-nominated documentary The Gatekeepers, which features interviews with the retired heads of the Israeli secret service, is at 90 percent.
- Sound City, musician-turned-filmmaker Dave Grohl's documentary about the legendary Los Angeles recording studio, is at 100 percent.
- Girls Against Boys, a gory revenge thriller with Danielle Panabaker, is at 14 percent.
- Mumia: Long Distance Revolutionary, a documentary about incarcerated journalist Mumia Abu-Jamal, is at 33 percent.
- As Luck Would Have It, Álex de la Iglesia's relationship drama starring Salma Hayek and José Mota, is at 89 percent.
- This week is also a chance to catch the year's Oscar Nominated Documentary Shorts, (67 percent), Oscar Nominated Live Action Short Films (100 percent), and the Oscar Nominated Animated Short Films (100 percent).
- And finally, The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia, a horror sequel starring Chad Michael Murray and Abigail Spencer, wasn't screened for critics -- which brings us to our last item: congratulations to RT user George Patchell, whose guess of 19 percent for last week's unscreened Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters was closest to the movie's eventual 18 percent Tomatometer.
Janson Jinnistan
Kids, don't be so stupid to fall for a Zombie Romeo and Juliet. That's just sad bait.
The Sundance docs look good (and I'm eagerly waiting for "The Summit" and "Muscle Shoals" as well), but the real tasty dish here is de la Iglesia's new film. His "Day of the Beast" and "Last Circus" are already cult classics, and this one has Salma Hayek (alas, too old for Satanica Pandemonium anymore). Still, that should be a treat.
Movies like "Ghosts of Georgia" make it really hard to appreciate the humor of a title like "Reno 911: Miami" anymore.
Jan 31 - 04:06 PM
Chris Cox
what? This is the same guy that directed 50/50. at least give it a chance kids
Jan 31 - 04:58 PM
Gordon Terry
oh yeah . . . 50/50 THAT movie . . . a comedy with heart. Good for the young crowd. Personally I'm seeing THE TIN DRUM in 35MM tomorrow at 6:30 PM at Cornell University.
Jan 31 - 08:37 PM
Infernal Dude
76% is pretty good. And 50/50 was pretty good. Enjoy Cornell.
Feb 1 - 12:47 AM
Bradly Martin
Hey I will glady see a Rom Com with Nicholas Hold, John Malcovich, and Teresa Palmer wiht my wife over another Rom Com starring Shovel Face and No Emotion.
Feb 1 - 03:01 PM
Josh Evans
Zombie Romeo and Juliet is still more interesting than Romeo and Juliet.
Feb 2 - 05:49 PM
King Simba
There's a reason Romeo and Juliet has remained so popular for so long. It's a classic story with a premises that can work in almost any setting. I don't see what's so sad about giving it a zombie twist anymore than giving it a 1950s musical twist (West Side Story). Besides, as Chris said, it's directed by the guy who did 50/50, so it'll most likely be a lot better than most of the other young adult adaptations coming out this year.
Feb 1 - 05:52 AM
Daniel Irwin
Agreed. Hunger Games and Twilight can suck a dick!
Feb 1 - 06:32 AM
Bradly Martin
Exactly and the only huge problem with 50/50 was Seth Rogan. SO it will be great to see this director cut loose with out a Seth Rogan on his back.
Feb 1 - 03:02 PM
Debra Hamtan
Hear hear Bradly.
Feb 2 - 09:15 AM
Janson Jinnistan
"West Side Story"? I'm not a big musical fan, but shifting the R&J; story to ethnic NYC street gangs makes a lot more sense than adding a nonsensical zombie element (of course any 'rules' about a zombie's capacity for human emotion must be thrown out the window, making it equally ridiculous to both genres).
I guess this is a bad time to mention that I wasn't terribly impressed with "50/50" either.
Feb 1 - 04:44 PM
Josh Evans
West Side Story was bollocks.
Feb 2 - 05:50 PM
Mohd Syafiq Bin Jabaruddin
50/50 is why people gets excited for Warm Bodies. That, and the book was entertaining too.
Feb 3 - 06:13 AM
Felix Pena
Cause West Side Story was so realistic with NY street gangs dancing and singing....
Feb 3 - 03:48 PM
Janson Jinnistan
Thank God we don't have any Zombie Musicals yet, but this a step in that direction.
Feb 3 - 04:19 PM