Eugene Novikov

Eugene Novikov

""Remember, you still have two out of three branches of government working for you and that ain't bad." --Mars Attacks!"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Publications:
AMCtv.com , Cinematical , eFilmCritic.com , Film Blather , rec.arts.movies.reviews
Critics' Group:
Online Film Critics Society
Total Reviews:
1544
Total QuickRatings:
9
Location:
Newtown, Pennsylvania

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
C+ 17% The Lords of Salem (2013) " One alluring thing about Zombie is that it's hard to know how much of all this is a put-on. I spent a lot of time squinting at it, which is more fun than being bored." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 13, 2013
A 94% Mud (2013) " So good - so incredibly good; a classic in the making - that I promise you won't miss the metaphor and abstraction of 'Take Shelter'." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 10, 2013
B 80% Haunter () " The biggest pleasures here come from how thought-through and rigorous this weird little universe is; how Natali and King commit fully to their story and follow it through to a satisfying conclusion." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 10, 2013
B 73% Prince Avalanche () " David Gordon Green seems to have found a happy medium between the laid-back sincerity of his earlier work and the puerile stoner comedy he's favored since 'Pineapple Express'." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 10, 2013
B —— Cheap Thrills () " There's no big twist here, but the film's sustained thoughtfulness is as surprising as any plot development." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 9, 2013
B- 76% Evil Dead (2013) " It's a tremendous technical achievement." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 9, 2013
C+ 38% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) " Even when this lovably half-baked effort really started to whiff, I couldn't bring myself to be too annoyed." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 9, 2013
C 56% Snitch (2013) " The bulk of 'Snitch' is a lumbering drag, a sanitized PG-13 rendition of a season of 'The Wire' that feels rushed even as it refuses to end." — Film Blather
Posted Feb 21, 2013
B- 45% Beautiful Creatures (2013) " It's 'Twilight' with the sexes reversed, yes, but if 'Beautiful Creatures' becomes a four-sequel, screaming-tween-assault phenomenon I'll at least be able to understand it, if not quite buy in." — Film Blather
Posted Feb 13, 2013
A- —— 2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) Film Blather
Posted Jan 22, 2013
C 65% Mama (2013) " Muschietti doesn't have the chops to sustain tension once he ditches the parts of his story that are conceptually intriguing. Once the film becomes a conventional horror show, it deflates fast." — Film Blather
Posted Jan 17, 2013
C 43% On the Road (2012) " The protagonists' aimless drug- and sex-fuelled adventures have neither a seductive pull nor the weight of tragedy. They're just grimy and a little boring." — Film Blather
Posted Jan 12, 2013
B 65% The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) " One possibility is that the main thing to recommend the film is nostalgia. But so be it." — Film Blather
Posted Dec 13, 2012
C 37% Hyde Park on Hudson (2012) " An aimless, mind-numbing prestige picture with uneasy undertones it seems desperate to deny." — Film Blather
Posted Dec 8, 2012
D+ 74% Rise of the Guardians (2012) " A dumb, blandly sloganeering love letter to blind faith and willful denial." — Film Blather
Posted Nov 20, 2012
C 88% Life of Pi (2012) " Built around a revelation and thematic punchline that is such specious nonsense that nothing else it says or does or shows us really matters." — Film Blather
Posted Nov 20, 2012
B+ 89% Lincoln (2012) " A studied and stunningly wonky meditation on compromise." — Film Blather
Posted Nov 8, 2012
C 94% The Sessions (2012) " The movie methodically punts each time it comes across anything interesting." — Film Blather
Posted Oct 19, 2012
B- 63% Sinister (2012) " A well-engineered scare machine, as the people sitting next to me at the screening can attest; at a certain level, one is hard-pressed to argue with soiled underpants." — Film Blather
Posted Oct 12, 2012
A 93% Looper (2012) " The most robust pure sci-fi in years - tighter and more fun than even 'Inception', if not as dizzyingly ambitious in its engineering." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 28, 2012
D+ 51% Trouble with the Curve (2012) " Schematic and beyond stupid, mindlessly lionizing the geezers that 'Moneyball' spent two hours justly laughing at. It's an embarrassment." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 20, 2012
B 85% The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) " Feels warm and genuinely affectionate in a way that's impossible to manufacture. You've seen this story before, but maybe not populated with personalities this fully realized and alive." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 20, 2012
C+ 78% Dredd (2012) " What 'Dredd' feints at, before retreating to action flick convention, is the first real successor to Alex Proyas' 'Dark City'." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 20, 2012
B 81% Rust and Bone (2012) " So enthrallingly bizarre that despite a penchant for aggressively taking notes on festival films I managed to jot down almost nothing over its 2+ hour running time." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 6, 2012
C- 69% The Iceman (2013) " A drab, remedial gangster film." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 2, 2012
B- 89% A Royal Affair (2012) " Features Mads Mikkelsen in the most straightforwardly positive role I've ever seen him in, and he turns out to have an expressive impassiveness to rival Ryan Gosling's." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 1, 2012
B 93% No (2013) " A fascinating exercise in historical fill-in-the-blanks." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 1, 2012
B 96% Argo (2012) " An intelligent, expertly-made thriller with glimmers of the extraordinary." — Film Blather
Posted Sep 1, 2012
B- 76% Premium Rush (2012) " May be my favorite New York movie since Raimi's 'Spider-Man'. " — Film Blather
Posted Aug 23, 2012
B 56% The Bourne Legacy (2012) " If the overarching story is silly, on the ground Gilroy's approach is the opposite: brainy and logistics-obsessed." — Film Blather
Posted Aug 9, 2012
B+ —— Chonmage purin (A Boy and His Samurai) (2010) " But while the American version of this story might have involved Kevin James and a lot of farting, this justly acclaimed Japanese family film is magical and totally unexpected." — Film Blather
Posted Jul 27, 2012
B- 93% Sleep Tight (2012) " Suspenseful stuff, filmed with a lush, old-fashioned professionalism, occasionally leavened with some gallows humor. " — Film Blather
Posted Jul 27, 2012
B 29% Red Lights (2012) " If you care at all about intelligent genre cinema that doesn't paint by numbers, you've got to buy a ticket to 'Red Lights', warts and all." — Film Blather
Posted Jul 25, 2012
B 79% Ruby Sparks (2012) " This isn't some Michel Gondry magical-realist doodle: Calvin's fictional dream girl damn well really comes to life, with all the astonishment and potential institutionalization that entails." — Film Blather
Posted Jul 25, 2012
B- 67% Trishna (2012) " A nice inversion of the star-cross'd lovers trope." — Film Blather
Posted Jul 19, 2012
B+ 87% The Dark Knight Rises (2012) " Though 'The Dark Knight' may be the better, shrewder film, its sequel improbably turns out to be more personal" — eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 19, 2012
C+ 51% Savages (2012) " 'Savages' falls apart, but it falls apart with a certain integrity - I think that Stone made more or less exactly the movie he wanted. I have a grudging respect for it." — Film Blather
Posted Jul 5, 2012
C 73% The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) " It's not that 'The Amazing Spider-Man' is unnecessary, it's that it sucks - a pale, hollow imitation of a transcendent superhero trilogy. " — Film Blather
Posted Jul 5, 2012
B 80% Magic Mike (2012) " The unease builds imperceptibly, until what seemed ecstatic and liberating early in the film becomes profoundly disquieting. The precision with which Soderbergh executes this shift is astounding." — Film Blather
Posted Jun 29, 2012
B- 78% Brave (2012) " 'Brave' has a lot to recommend it - but there are a few things missing from its mix of playful comedy and sappy testament to family ties. " — Film Blather
Posted Jun 22, 2012
C+ 55% Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) " Sweet and droll and kind of inert." — Film Blather
Posted Jun 21, 2012
B+ 94% Moonrise Kingdom (2012) " 'Moonrise Kingdom' made a believer out of a long-time naysayer, and that's really something." — Film Blather
Posted May 24, 2012
B 34% Battleship (2012) " I had considerably more fun watching Berg destroy Michael Bay at his own game than watching Joss Whedon try to please everyone in the universe with 'The Avengers.'" — Film Blather
Posted May 19, 2012
C+ 58% The Dictator (2012) " The Dictator having been stripped of the attention-grabbing reality-show dimension of its predecessors, we are left wondering just what it is that this gifted comic is trying to express." — Film Blather
Posted May 15, 2012
A- 59% Fightville (2012) " An exhilarating sports documentary and a levelheaded, piercingly intelligent treatment of a touchy subject. " — Cinematical
Posted Apr 24, 2012
D+ 20% The Lucky One (2012) " Nicholas Sparks destroys everything." — Film Blather
Posted Apr 19, 2012
B 92% The Cabin in the Woods (2012) " Toes the line between parody and deconstruction, but it transcends its subject matter rather than just subverting or co-opting it. " — Film Blather
Posted Apr 15, 2012
D 44% American Reunion (2012) " Maybe most distressing is how retrograde the film feels. 'American Wedding' had the lovely scene where Stifler does a dance-off at a gay bar. 'American Reunion' is wall-to-wall gay panic jokes." — Film Blather
Posted Apr 5, 2012
C 50% Mirror Mirror (2012) " This isn't exactly a new vision of 'Snow White.' It's more like a disorganized, ineffectual riff." — Film Blather
Posted Mar 29, 2012
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