Starfire's Redwall Abbey

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Starfire's Redwall Abbey

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The Gatehouse: The Novels
The Northern Path: Products, Productions, and Upcoming Books
Brian Jacques: The Author

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The Forum: Discussion and RPG
The Library: Fan-fic and Poetry
Great Hall: Artwork
The Infirmary: Bloopers and Quotes
The Lawn: Games
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Cavern Hole: Links
The Chatroom: Chat

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The Character Development Studios: Making a Redwall Character

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The Abbey Infirmary




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Artist: Peter Standley

Welcome to the infirmary! Sorry, we aren't giving out nasty tasting medicines at this time -- I know, you're all disappointed... but you can find bloopers of the Redwall persuasion here, as well as funny quotes and oddities. So, feel free to crash on an empty bed and browse... if you want to send something into the infirmary, check out the submission engine at the bottom of this page.

-Bloopers: Mistakes (!) from the Redwall books. Yes, even Mr. Jacques messes up sometimes.
-Funny Quotes: Because laughter is the best medicine, you can check out some quirky quotes here.
-Coincidences: Strange things are happening...

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Infirmary Submissions

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The image above the text on this page is from Peter Standley's illustrations of The Taggerung.
Uncredited text, page designs, and graphics are Copyright © 1999-2004 Starfire, used with permission by Stormclaw for the purposes of this archive.
Redwall and all associated titles, themes, books, characters, and places are the property of Mr. Brian Jacques and the Redwall Abbey Company, Limited. This site is non-profit and for entertainment purposes only; any infringement upon the copyrights of others is purely accidental and unintentional.