Matt Jacob is a former local sports writer who has been in the sports handicapping business for more than four years. For his weekly column, Vegas Seven has granted Matt a “$7,000” bankroll. He's currently at $6,157. If he blows it all, we’ll fire him and replace him with a monkey.
Peace in the Middle East. Bipartisan politics. LeBron James winning an NBA title. An Eminem song that doesn’t make you want to jam an ice pick into your ear canal. Hey, let’s face it, some things just aren’t meant to be. And I think it might be time to add “me and a positive bankroll” to the list.
Read More »The confetti was still falling from the rafters of Cowboys Stadium on Super Bowl Sunday when the wife hit me with the following: “So, now that you actually won money on a Super Bowl, does that mean I’m going to get a decent Valentine’s Day gift this year?”
Read More »So, who ya got: Packers or Steelers? If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been asked that question in the two weeks leading up to Super Bowl XLV, I’d have, well … about $17 (OK, $18 if you count my senile uncle asking me twice). The point is, people are seeking my opinion, and not just because they want to go in the opposite direction (although I’m sure that’s part of it, seeing that this column debuted one year ago with me issuing Super Bowl selections on the Colts and Colts-Saints “over” the total, both of which missed the mark as badly as a Tim Tebow 10-yard sideline throw). All kidding aside, “Packers or Steelers?” has surpassed “fake or real?” as man’s most hotly debated question—at least for a couple of weeks—because this truly is a toss-up game, one of the most difficult Super Bowls in recent memory to handicap.
Read More »Michael Vick? Gone. Drew Brees? Gone. Tom Brady and Peyton Manning? Gone and gone.
Mark Sanchez and Jay Cutler? One win away from the Super Bowl.
Somebody please wake me up from this nightmare before something really scary happens—like Steven Tyler showing up on my TV as a judge for a karaoke contest. (What? That’s real, too? Oh, come on!)
Read More »I find it fitting that the first round of the NFL playoffs coincides with the annual arrival of the adult entertainment convention here in town. Not that I’ve ever been to the latter (no really, I swear!), but I have to imagine the mindset of those who do attend is similar to those who wager on wild-card playoff games. You go into it cautiously optimistic, try to pace yourself and repeat a 1,000 times in your head, “I promise, nothing I see will shock me”—and yet inevitably you end up with at least one “I don’t believe what I just saw!” moment.
Read More »I was asked on New Year’s Eve if I planned to make any resolutions for 2011. Answer? Not a chance. I disappoint enough people over the course of 12 months; why would I want to disappoint myself, too?
But that doesn’t mean I’m against suggesting resolutions for others. So without further ado, some unsolicited suggestions for the following:
Read More »Michigan State will make it a happy new year by leading the parade of postseason picks
Shoebox filled with holiday receipts staring you in the face? Dreading the daily walk to the mailbox out of fear that your credit-card bill will reach out and strangle you?
Read More »Remember when a college bowl game was a reward for a successful season? And remember when a successful season was defined as a record that featured at least twice as many wins as losses? Well, those days—much like daily newspapers, the sport of boxing and my 34-inch waist—are long gone.
Read More »Perception: Professional sports handicapper ranks among the five easiest and most enjoyable occupations in the world, slotting somewhere between Steve Jobs’ financial adviser and backstage hand at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
Reality: There’s a reason my once jet-black hair is now more salt than pepper—and it has nothing to do with being married with children (OK, little to do is more accurate).
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