Terry Hurlbut, Conservative News and Views

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And by the way: the dinosaurs didn’t all die. Noah must have taken some with them. They show up in too many works of ancient and “native” art. And some of them are alive today.

We’ve got a pod of them in Lake Champlain, Vermont, and the Canadians have them in Lake Okanagan, BC. There was a pod of them in Loch Ness, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all dead by now, because that lake is so disgustingly polluted.

We had dragons throughout Western Europe, until the medieval knights hunted them to extinction. The dragons in China lasted a little longer; Marco Polo saw one of them.

Terry Hurlbut, Conservative News and Views 84 Comments [6/13/2011 2:54:06 AM]
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#1299251

shykid

Marco Polo was also either mentally ill or fond of impressing his buddies with tall tales.

6/13/2011 2:22:28 PM

#1299262

John

So what's your point? Let's say there are still dinosaurs around somewhere. So what? There are still horseshoe crabs around, and they were in the fossil record long before the dinosaurs. Coelacanths were thought extinct 65m years ago (same time as the dinosaurs) and they found one alive in 1938. What difference does it make?

6/13/2011 3:27:30 PM

#1299264

vtcommie

I kinda like his shout-out to Champ.
He's our Nessie.

ps.
The sturgeon in Lake Champlain get huge.

6/13/2011 3:35:04 PM

#1299273

moose

He is correct. Completely. Fully documented. Not only were there dragons in the Lakes, but also by the sea. Jackie Paper used to play with one named Puff about 35 years ago.

6/13/2011 4:20:25 PM

#1299280

mathius_dragoon

As far as showing up in art- what, our ancestors were completely devoid of imagination? What do you think they would envision if they saw a fossil of a huge creature?

Pods of dinosaurs? This is news to the rest of the world.

Dragons- medieval fantasy literature is not history! also, see above about imagination and fossils (dinosaur bones are still sold to this day in Chinese folk medicine as "dragon" bones)

edit: -to correct a spelling error

6/13/2011 4:28:28 PM

#1299282

Moondog

Proof, please. A corpse, a fresh skeleton, a clutch of eggs, for someone to examine and give a taxonomic name to, or it doesn't exist. Photoshopped pics won't cut it.

6/13/2011 4:31:06 PM

#1299286

TWoozl

Ogopogo is a tourist trap, not a real creature living in Lake Okanagan, which happens to have heavy human habitation on its shores. Please talk out your ass for your own nation only, thanks. This Canadian thinks you're so full of shit, it's pouring onto your keyboard, Terry.

6/13/2011 4:40:43 PM

#1299296

dionysus

You guys, it's all true! He said that the aliens told him so right after he saw them abduct Elvis and Bigfoot! The only reason you guys don't believe him is because the Reptilian NWO is brainwashing you all with microchips!

6/13/2011 5:00:13 PM

#1299300

Egads, you're right. All you have to do is go to the Indonesian island of Komodo. I hear their bite is magical!

6/13/2011 5:16:05 PM

#1299314

checkmate

[freako104]

Is this a poe?

Not necessarily.

By definition fundamentalists are forced to believe every single little bit of goofy crap the Bible has to offer. No cherry picking for a fundie.

So, they swallow their pride and turn off their brains and come up with the wierdest bullshit imaginable to help underscore their main fantasy.

It's the same story as when total losers live in denial and place the blame for their failure on others: they're living a lie and have to feed it with whacky crap so they can keep believing it themselves.

6/13/2011 6:23:00 PM

#1299330

JDC1

This crap from someone who calls himself,
"Terry Hurlbut"
Terry sounds similar to the latin 'tierre'
meaning earth or dirt.
Hurlbut looks like a word that would mean
'Throwing an anal orifice'
So what we have here is dirt throwing it's ass around. I rest my case.

6/13/2011 8:12:15 PM

#1299332

ConservativeCommunist

Moronic idiots like this regardles of their rreligious affiliation should be euthanized. How fucking stupid do you have to be to take Noah's ark literally AND even if you did, believe dinosaurs are still alive?

Dumb ass, and this comes from a religious person.

6/13/2011 8:26:38 PM

#1299336

Percy Q. Shunn

6/13/2011 9:02:37 PM

#1299342

I love how the delusional turd put the word native in quotes, as though it were a euphemism.

6/13/2011 9:48:14 PM

#1299366

Freak123

Wow, that was just so full of stupid. *facepalm*

6/14/2011 1:36:11 AM

#1299392

Night Jaguar

This is what happens when you hang out with Andy Schlafly.

(Seriously, Hurlbut (hehehe) is a Conservapedia sysop.)

6/14/2011 4:50:36 AM

#1299394

Darwin

For stuff like this we need to invent just one word that says 'fucking stupid ignorant dumbass lying bastard thinks he can get away with this totally lame bullshit?!' Because it would be easier to type.

6/14/2011 5:19:54 AM

#1299396

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Darwin said, "For stuff like this we need to invent just one word that says 'fucking stupid ignorant dumbass lying bastard thinks he can get away with this totally lame bullshit?!' Because it would be easier to type."

How about ... FUNDIE?

6/14/2011 5:27:40 AM

#1299406

TakoTaco

We had dragons throughout Western Europe, until the medieval knights hunted them to extinction. The dragons in China lasted a little longer; Marco Polo saw one of them.

These guys would like to know why you say they are extinct while claiming that dinosaurs are doing fine in secret colonies out of our sight.

6/14/2011 6:53:09 AM

#1299422

Alleyprowler

Komodo dragons are pretty badass, but they aren't really dragons. Or dinosaurs. It's a nice fantasy, though.

@Towey: Lake Champlain crosses the Canada/US border, and part of it actually is in Vermont. A stopped clock and all that...

6/14/2011 8:02:40 AM

#1299425

breakerslion

@ TakoTaco:

So throw some alligators and crocodiles at him. No, literally!

6/14/2011 8:16:29 AM

#1299426

SpukiKitty

Yeah, Towey! I've been there, too! Me & my family used to take camping trips to The Andirondacks & The Thousand Islands almost EVERY YEAR & we'd occassionally drive by Lake Champlain as well. New York in the West, Vermont in the East & Canada in the North.

Oh, I like making up stupid names too: HAIRY HALIBUT!!!!

6/14/2011 8:22:44 AM

#1299521

I've been sailing on Lake Champlain many times and I never saw any dinosaurs

6/14/2011 3:16:32 PM

#1299533

JohnTheAtheist

No. Fucking. Way.

6/14/2011 3:53:25 PM

#1299552

Nowonmai

Terry, pass that bong around and SHARE!

6/14/2011 6:13:03 PM