Terry Hurlbut, Conservative News and Views

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And by the way: the dinosaurs didn’t all die. Noah must have taken some with them. They show up in too many works of ancient and “native” art. And some of them are alive today.

We’ve got a pod of them in Lake Champlain, Vermont, and the Canadians have them in Lake Okanagan, BC. There was a pod of them in Loch Ness, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all dead by now, because that lake is so disgustingly polluted.

We had dragons throughout Western Europe, until the medieval knights hunted them to extinction. The dragons in China lasted a little longer; Marco Polo saw one of them.

Terry Hurlbut, Conservative News and Views 84 Comments [6/13/2011 2:54:06 AM]
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Iczer-four

Dragons.. Dragons... Ohh do You mean this dragon?

6/14/2011 6:35:44 PM

#1299563

How funny, I've lived near Lake Champlain nearly my whole life, only time I don't is when I go to college when class is in session but I come back for the summer. However despite being near the lake for countless hours, I've never seen Champ, except for when the minor league baseball team (appropriately called Vermont Lake Monsters) is playing and their mascot is wandering around the ballpark. In fact, I've played pranks on stupid tourists before using it.

6/14/2011 7:42:31 PM

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Percy Q. Shunn

Sorry, but Champ is a myth. Memphre, on the other hand...

http://magogquebec.homestead.com/Memphre.html

6/14/2011 8:46:57 PM

#1299984

Chatvert

@Iczer-four:

Hey brony.

@Hurlbut:

6/15/2011 7:47:19 PM

#1300062

vaiyt

Dragonslayer was not a docummentary.

6/16/2011 3:00:03 AM

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Atheissimo

'There was a pod of them in Loch Ness, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all dead by now, because that lake is so disgustingly polluted'

Have you actually been to Loch Ness? It's deep in the Scottish Highlands, the population density along the majority of the Loch is less than one person per square mile. Unless they purposefully pumped in pollution from hundreds of miles away for some reason there simply aren't enough people to pollute a body of water that size.

Sure, it's murky. That's because the soil is very peaty, which gives the water it's distinctive colouring. It does have an unusual amount of golf balls in there though, apparently people like to hit them into the Loch for some reason.

6/16/2011 11:18:01 AM

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Bine

What??
Hahahahaahahahhaaa! *wipes tears*

I'm SO hoping this is a Poe, otherwise it's hysterical and awfully sad at the same time!

6/19/2011 7:11:25 AM

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Stormy1x2

Um, the Marco Polo bridge that he walked on and mentioned in Beijing has dragons carved on it, but I assure you they are made of stone, not flesh and blood. Crazy ass.

6/20/2011 2:45:41 AM

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Mix Master Mikaeus

'There was a pod of them in Loch Ness, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re all dead by now, because that lake is so disgustingly polluted'

He's right, you know. A black, one-eyed Scotsman blew them all up. I don't know if he's still there, but you never know...

4/18/2013 7:03:30 AM